For those who follow me on Amazon Reviews (of which I assume there are none, possibly fewer) you will remember from last week I had assembled a three-section screen and by the third go-round had developed an artisan’s skill at cheapo screen assembly. So even though the pictorial instructions left a fair amount to be desired, as they typically do, my deep knowledge of the craft could be applied productively to this effort. Fortunately the assembly was fairly intuitive and not unlike the previous screens that I had mastered. I should mention that I am 71 years old (I know, I said 70 last week, but guess what, birthday) so things like bending and getting down on the floor are not my forte [pronounced “fortay” by most Americans but one of my English teachers in high school said it should really be pronounced like “fort” so who really can say]. The suggestion in the instructions was that if the screen fabric were wrinkled (yes that is the correct use of the subjunctive mood) from being folded, and of course it were (that is an incorrect use of the subjunctive mood) then I could use a garment steamer. But really, how many divorced elderly men who live alone do you know who have a garment steamer. I don’t know any, but maybe I’m the odd duck here and most do. Anyway the wrinkles aren’t that bad so I will live with them. The color is certainly not orange, or even orangey in my opinion, but that is what I was hoping for, so I’m pleased. (Oh, by the way, the photograph that you can just see in the left hand corner is Beatle George Harrison and son Dhani who is now 44). Please like and share.