I got the VEVOR 3 Ton Manual Lever Chain Hoist ‘cause I needed to pull the ol’ tractor outta the pond again (don’t ask). This thing showed up in a box heavier than a Waffle House waitress’s sass on a Sunday morning. I hung it up in the barn, gave the lever a few good yanks like I was startin’ a stubborn lawnmower, and next thing I know — BAM! — tractor’s hangin’ in the air like a possum in a tree swingin’ from a shoelace. The chain’s smoother than Uncle Randy after 6 Coors Lights, and the lever works so nice it feels like it was blessed by Dale Earnhardt himself. Also used it to lift my cousin Earl’s 4-wheeler after he “accidentally” ramped it into the chicken coop (again… don’t ask). Heck, I even tested it by lifting the rear end of my ex-wife’s PT Cruiser just to remind myself I’m still the man around here. Only downside? I tried to use it to lift a cow. Don’t. Cows don’t like that. If you’re lookin’ to hoist something heavier than your mother-in-law’s opinions, this VEVOR thing’ll do the trick and then some.